12.24.2009
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In an effort to earn money, I am willing to hire out my services. As a boyfriend-catcher. It's pretty simple, really. All you have to do is be my best friend. Hang out with me, go on adventures with me, just have fun. And pay me a large sum of money, of course. But if you can agree to those two conditions, being my best friend and paying me to get you a boyfriend, I can pretty much guarantee that you'll have a cute, funny, hunk of man in no time. Oh wait. Apparently you don't even have to pay me. Because the last six guys I had a "crush" on ended up going out with girls who I considered to be one of my best friends. Count that: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Yeah, that's every single guy I've liked since I was 15 years old. So I can pretty much guarantee that if you become one of my best friends, and I happen to stumble across any male that I have the vaguest attraction towards, he will end up with you. I only ask for the large sum of money as compensation for how much it hurts more and more every time it happens.
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i feel ya alena.
ReplyDeleteso, if we become best friends do we get the guy the other one likes? if so, we must figure out a way to make this work. :]
143 Alena. Don't you ever forget that.
ReplyDeletePS - We still need to hang out before you leave again. I'll make sure to grab you a cutie btw. ;]
Hey . . . all of my roomates end up getting engaged! Not to guys I like, but it happens every time. Whenever you're ready to get married, just let me know. We can live together!
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