I hope my husband doesn't have high lingerie expectations.

Thanks to American Apparel, I don't feel so frumpy when I pine for thermals. This is possibly the coolest piece of clothing I have seen since the 1800's, and if I had $38 to my name, I would buy it in a heartbeat. Their tagline is We've made the classic Long John sexy. I don't know if I would go as far as calling this sexy, but I think I could pull it off. Buy this for me!
Also, I wouldn't mind a pair of these amazing socks. If you buy these for me, I promise to wear them without pants. I'm pretty sure that's just required.